Eaten Sandwich



  1. crrocs:

    stability:

    people who add things like “this is so me” to popular text posts

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    haha! this is so me

    (via winchesterstears)

     


  2. supermariosunshine:

    supermariosunshine:

    why the fuck do most anime openings have english words tied into them what if american cartoons starting doing that too like can you imagine turning on spongebob one day and WHO LIVES IN A 翔太のお尻 UNDER THE SEA

    who the fuck changed it from pineapple to shota ass

    (Source: whimsicottremade, via otaku-kid)

     

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  4. feed-the-monkey:

    captainrenner:

    RENNER SPELLED BACKWARDS IS STILL RENNER

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    (Source: mahihkun, via wearethestuffofthestars)

     


  5. Act my age?
    What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
    What do I care how old I am?
    The Ocean is old as fuck.
    It will still drown your ass with vigor.
    — the greatest thing i have ever read (via jessicarabbrit)

    (Source: howitzerliterarysociety, via wearethestuffofthestars)

     


  6. g2gfast:

    today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

    (Source: swellsea, via b-moneyobama)

     

  7. (Source: unclefather, via dutchster)

     

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  9. swamped:

    Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

    (via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)

     

  10. (Source: flaminhot, via beysoldweave)

     


  11. paulyoptosaurus:

    msjewbooty:

    paulyoptosaurus:

    petition to remove the ‘d’ from wednesday 

    wednesay

    not what i had in mind but im flexible 

    (Source: pau1y, via b-moneyobama)

     


  12. I’m putting my sister up for adoption.. Who would be interested in adopting a 36 year old unemployed single mother who can’t drive?

     


  13. Sometimes I reckon I should quit the gym, but then I see the muscly boys and think nahh 

     


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