| girl: | i'm having vagina surgery |
| boyfriend: | i know |
| girl: | i love you |
| boyfriend: | i love you too |
| after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there | |
| girl: | where is my boyfriend |
| dad: | who do you think gave you the vagina |
| girl: | what |

| english teachers now: | start your sentences with a capital letter and end them with a full stop. |
| english teachers in 20 years time: | start your sentences with omg and end them with lol |

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