Eaten Sandwich



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  2. sixpenceee:

    my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me

    (Source: sixpenceee, via cemeterybuffet)

     


  3. bukkokay:

    sorry professor you lost me at that powerpoint theme

    (via itsminttu)

     

  4. starbreakers-sinidex:

    geographyislife:

    amomenttoflove:

    this is the species that invented space flight

    horses invented space flight?!

    why yes, yes they did

    (Source: starlightinherveins, via iwillmindfuckyou)

     


  5. fartgallery:

    Why are they called palm trees when they wont even fit in my hand

    (via orangeyoupretty)

     

  6. pilgrimkitty:

    I don’t know how actors get any work done when somebody’s wearing a motion capture suit.

    (Source: humor-100-limite, via tugonthatyellowstrap)

     


  7. disagreed:

    do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv

    (via fuckyeahloldemort)

     


  8. dominospizzadelivery:

    "Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

    *opens fridge*

    *milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

    "It’s bad alright"

    (via collegeapplican-t)

     

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  10. Anonymous said: shut up,grow up and get a life

    cyberho:

     


  11. improbablenormality:

    humourous-misadventures:

    megasilly:

    You know what language I love? Welsh.

    I mean

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    how

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    can you not 

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    love

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    this ridiculous

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    amazing language?

    you know our word for ‘microwave’ is ‘popty ping’, right?

    this language is literally keysmashing

    (via orangeyoupretty)

     


  12. thesugarhole:

    if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

    (Source: thesugarhole, via justademigod)

     


  13. voltorbo:

    why are bad people blessed with good bodies

    (Source: acutealien, via fuckyeahloldemort)

     


  14. foxnewsofficial:

    stop global warming i don’t look good in shorts

    (via justademigod)

     

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